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"Lets get something straight. I am a jerk. I am obnoxious. I am lazy. And I don’t care, because I am filthy RICH." "See proof of my earnings here. Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so." "Do you make that much money? Didn't think so." "I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs on the internet today. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close." "What proof do these losers have of their earnings? That they make a few thousand dollars a month? Big deal. I make millions. " "I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and you think to yourself, 'What an asshole!' And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you think I really value your opinion?" "If you find me offensive, obnoxious, or whatever.... feel free to leave my website at anytime. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I make millions." " ...the “major” marketing gurus (you know, the big name guys) you see all over the internet and TV. The ONLY way these people make any money is by selling their overpriced books and CD's full of mainstream marketing ideas that you can learn from any marketing book in the world." "Those guys dream of doing seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who picked on them in high school will be jealous. Who cares?" "I don't know about you but I'm lazy. I want definitive answers without all of the BS and filler. I want "here is how to make money", and that's it." "I’m offering you the EXACT SAME strategies I have used to become an online multi-millionaire. Unlike those so-called gurus I spoke about before, I’m not going to overwhelm you with pages and pages of cookie-cutter marketing mumbo jumbo, just to make my product look large and worthwhile." "Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on." "Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And if you do happen to see me out in the real world, do me a favor and don't come and talk to me. I'm much too rich and important." "Oh, you must be one of those idiots thinking my program still sounds to good to be true. Well, if you are not convinced, I don't give a shit. Go ahead and keep making your measly couple of grand every month, or whatever pathetic amount you make." "Are you a cheapskate? If you want free tips from my ebook once a month, join my newsletter." |
